The Dildettes played to a packed-to-the-rafters crowd at Buddies. It’s been a few years since I last had the opportunity to hit the stage at Buddies and when this opportunity presented itself I was quick to take it. Plus the Dildettes requested raunch – a stretch for me I know but I did pull something out of my pants to satisfy the audience.
ass chilling casino
The Dildettes Cathy Petch, David Bateman and Regie Cabico offered comedy sketches, puppetry, poetry, singing, bad dancing, drag, musical saw and flashy costumes. The show opened with a the diary of a dildo in its owner dresser drawer (made me glad I resisted writing something from the dill’s pov) followed by modern dance poetry or perhaps poetry vogueing? The stars moving to music, striking a pose to recite a short piece.
dildo this crack
They took the stage separately, using the space fully – coming down the stairs, moving through the audience. Too many strong moments to list, harder to pick out a favourite: “I love unicorns because they have dildos built into their heads,” “the sexual tension between his cock and his brassiere,” “shoving sex toys up my ass till it felt like an Ikea project.”
Ikea red
Great lighting, music, costume changes elevated the poetry making strong work even more powerful. We saw Tina Turner, Elvis, Snow White channelled on stage at different points. Loved the zit popping tango, I want a casino rant and the truth behind emoticons :-O. There wasn’t a dry seat in the house by the time the show was over.
I opened the show with my guest spot & started it with this to set the tone for the rest of the show:
Watch
I like to watch
I like to see my cock going into a mouth
I like to have the lights on
to look them in the eye
as my cock goes into a mouth
though I have never seen the reverse
a cock going into my mouth
I tried a few times with a mirror
but it took too much attention
too much focus from the action
I wanted to be in the action
not observing it
as if I was watching porn
though the cocks I suck aren’t porn cocks
neither is mine
but when I see it going into a mouth
a hand holding the root
the mouth happily eagerly
working a tongue around the the head
my dick looks like a porn dick
I fuck that mouth
hold that head
or grasp those biceps
as he going down to the root
gagging for a second
happy to gag
eager to gag
I like to watch
I also did Born to Be Blown and The Future of Sex (both in recent blogs)
get into my drawers
