Working through the 227 Rules For Monks.
Who knew the simple life could be so complex.
Out With The Bathwater
he wanted to drink
my bath water
or so he said
I never did take him up on it
if he had said that
after a few dates
I might have found it
appealing almost flattering
but to start with that
was a bit much
it was the sort of
coming on too strong
I call ‘a red flag’
similar to sending a phone number
in the first message
or as the first message
not even ‘a call me’
or ‘I liked your profile’
I’m not going to call that number
he wanted to drink
my bath water
when I asked him why
he said that it was pretty obvious
the water
was something that had touched
every inch of my body
the way he wished he could
I was amused
intrigued
his pics were blurry
close ups of his nipples
what I assumed was his dick
no face pic
I asked for a face pic
never heard back from him
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