Out With The Bathwater
he wanted to drink
my bathwater
or so he said
I never did take him up on it
if he had said that
after a few dates
I might have found it
appealing almost flattering
but to start with that
was a bit much
it was the sort of
coming on too strong
I called ‘a red flag’
similar to sending a phone number
as the first message
not even a call me
or I liked your profile
I’m not going to call that number
he wanted to drink
my bathwater
when I asked him why
he said that it was pretty obvious
the water
was something that had touched
every inch of my body
the way he wished he could
I was amused
intrigued
all his pics were blurry
closeups of his nipples
I think
no face pic
I asked for a face photo
never heard back from him
I was going to take a bath
anyway
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