With the end of the world pending I’ve indulged in some frivolous diversions. Some to recapture moments of my past – such as watching episodes of I Dream of Jeannie & Bewitched. Clearly comedies made for toddlers 🙂 ‘Jokes’ one could see riding down the street on an elephant but both were more queer than I recognized at the time. Let’s face it Agnes Moorehead’s Endora is the template for every Drag Queen that exists. From the wigs, her gowns, eye makeup & remorseless bitch attitude she blazed a trail still followed.
Speaking of campy drag I also watched a few episodes of the first Star Treks. I loved these back in the day but man some of the acting is hilarious. But I love what I call ‘the attack of the set dressers’ with those alien plant-scapes. I now see the influence of the Toho studio on the set design. Star Trek did better aliens though – costumes that still inspire Drag Queens today.
I mention Drag Queen a few times because OUT TV was free for the month of April which gave me the opportunity to see some of RuPaul’s DragRace. I haven’t seen any since the first season. It was ‘fun’ to see but not enough shade to make me want to add the channel to my cable bill.
Other indulgences – strawberry jam. I mean the jam like the sweet stuff I had a a child not this – all fruit, no sodium, no flavour stuff that is heart smart etc etc etc. It’s not going to kill me, fast.
As well as indulging I have been purging thanks to my covid cleaning frenzy & making discoveries too. Rough drafts of stories I’d forgotten I’d written – dot matrix days & even a couple typewriter. Will input them eventually.
The best find was this vest. Jimi Hendrix outside, Electric Ladyland inside. At first I wasn’t even sure if it was mine! I have no memory of how I acquired it. Or when. Sometime way back in the 80’s I suspect. It tastes okay so I know I’m not coming down with covid19 🙂
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Star Trek Subtext
an all day Star Trek marathon
the original series on Blue Ray
weird space plants
funky 60’s retro-futurist sets
Kirk Spock Bones Sulu
(Sulu who knew you were
the real queen of outer space)
we had nachos salsa
bags of sea salt-n-pepper chips
Hawaiian pizza fried chicken
diet coke real dr pepper
a 90 inch plasma TV
Trek in all its never to fade glory
as each episode started
we did a soprano unearthly dance
every time Scotty said
‘I’m giving it everything we got captain’
we’d eat chips as fast as we could
when Uhura said
‘we are experiencing interference’
we saw who could burp the loudest
every time Kirk took off or tore his shirt
we removed an article of clothing
(Strip Trek)
every time the fate of a culture
was decided by a kiss from Kirk
we made moony eyes at each other
until someone said ‘phasers on stun’
each time human emotions
were a puzzle
we asked deep personal questions like
‘who has the bigger dick
Chekov or that guy
with his face painted black and white?’
when any alien said
‘what is this thing you earth people call kissing’
we gave each other alien tongue baths
every time Spock said ‘illogical’
we did the Vulcan grind meld
by the time the marathon was over
it didn’t matter
that neither of us really liked Star Trek
we’ll never forget this Star Date One