Taking Pictures
do I need another coffee mug
even from Mumbai
or another t-shirt
even one from Istanbul
do I want you buying me gifts
on your travels
it’s nice to be thought of
but you know
a photo of the mug would be enough
better yet
a photo of you naked
holding that mug
to your lips
because when you travel
that’s what I miss the most
or a picture of you
mugging in the mirror
in your hotel room
with the t-shirt pulled up
with one hand
the camera in the other
and your dick below
catching the glint of the summer sun
I don’t want your overtime work
that pays for the travel
to be turned into some souvenir
that sits on my shelf
until I donate it to some garage sale
better yet
take me with you
so I can take pictures
This is based on real experience – both receiving & giving travel gifts. I have been given some of the most hideous t-shirts by various friends that they picked up just for me on their travels – bright colours aren’t going to sell me on a crappy graphic of eyes bulging out at a boobs on the beach. My thanks is usually on behalf of of the nearly clothing donation bin.
Now if they had texted me a photo of that tee still on the pile I would have even happier & more amused. My Mumbai buddy now asks if there’s anything I might like to have when he travels because he knows I don’t want anymore tee shirts, crockery is too hard to pack. This year he’ll bring me tea packaged for the local market. Something I will use & enjoy.
Some of my other travel friends know that face pics or beach sunset pics are enough for me. A few do take that extra step of showing me uh … their tan lines. A post card is sweet too.
When I travel I do text pics to friends of things I see. No more than one a day though. Yes I do send more explicit selfies to those who merit them 🙂 I do buy tee’s for a couple of them as well. One once sent me a picture of himself while he was in Kenya, wearing the DC tee I gave him, so I know it was practical & appreciated & looks good on him (it looks best on the floor beside my bed.) He brought me back a box of tea (that tastes nearly as good as he does.)
This piece was fun to write. It let my mind ramble away from social commentary, emotional interactions or childhood memories. The 222 Rules aren’t prompts that lead me to humour.
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